Det er forståeligt, at du kan blive en lille smule bange, fordi du ikke kender mig. Tilgiv denne usædvanlige måde at kontakte dig, men dette brev er af usædvanlig og meget privat karakter, som i kraft af mit udsigtspunkt i Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Hong Kong, jeg har en lukrativ forretningsforslag af fælles interesse at dele med you. There er ingen måde for mig at vide, om jeg vil blive forstået rigtigt, men det er min opgave at skrive og nå ud til dig i tillid til, at vil du give dette forslag en positiv overvejelse. Jeg Mr. Jon Chan, sydkoreansk og en af direktørerne for Hang Seng Bank Limited her i Hong Kong. Du skal hjælpe mig med at udføre et virksomhedsprojekt fra vores bank på US $ 25,5 Million. These midler blev deponeret hos vores bank, som en kunde i vores bank, der er statsborger i dit land/område, som desværre døde i december 2004 asiatiske tsunami-katastrofen. Jeg skal give dig flere informationer om denne operation, da I modtager dit svar.

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