Don’t tell me why your woody is so small.
Don’t tell me why your thing is so small.
I don’t care why your Johnson is so small,
but 71% of women do.
I will better help you to make it really Bigger!
Why bigger? Because over 72% of all women
need a longer thing to satisfy their desire!
They are pretty sure
that bigger meat will make their desire stronger.
Because over 72% of all women
need a longer prick to satisfy their desire!
Don’t tell me why your member is so small,
I will better help you to make it really Bigger!
I don’t care why your weenie is so small,
but 73% of women do.
Don’t tell me why your meat is so small.
I don’t care why your sausage is so small,
but 77% of women do.
Don’t tell me why your schlong is so small.
I will better help you to make it really Bigger!
I don’t care why your one-eyed monster is so small,
but 80% of women do. They are pretty sure
that bigger woody will make their desire stronger,
that bigger ramrod will make their desire stronger,
that bigger weenie will make their desire stronger.
Why bigger? Because over 72% of all women
need a longer Johnson to satisfy their desire!
Because over 77% of all women
need a longer one-eyed monster to satisfy their desire!
Because over 88% of all women
need a longer member to satisfy their desire!
